The Devil Phil - The
big bad owner of Greytown. He tries to be
evil sometimes, but he's really just lazy.
Born: ???
Lizard
- The loveable short green lizard guy.
He's the kindest sweetest person in all of
Greytown. He also doesn't use profanity.
Born: September 5th 1975
Ms. Reni
- A silly poodle girl with very ambitious ideas. She’s very smart, but she often doesn’t use her intelligence to it’s full potential. She works with computers for a living.
Born: August 7th 1978
Tiki
- Tiki is a little fox guy. He’s got big shiny eyes and lots of personality! He often makes wisecracks at Reni. He has lived in the same house as Reni for most of his life.
Born: August 7th 1978
Zoë
- A tall peach-colored lizard woman.
Used to be a model before coming to Greytown.
Lizard and Zoë are married. Born:
December 12th 1977
Lizzy
- Lizard and Zoe's first baby
Born: January 24th 2001
Razor
- A true punk rocker lizard. He loves
the fast and heavy hard-core life, but is in love
enough with Sandy to stay out of trouble.
Born: February 6th 1982
Sandy - Razor's girlfriend. She puts
up with a lot of Razor's stupidity and laziness
because she knows he's a good guy deep down.
She also has a punk fetish. Born:
September 1st 1983
Joe
Sparks - A very talented and often depressed
lad. He speaks in a low raspy voice.
He started the band "The Fucking Fuckers".
Joe is the kind of guy who can see beyond one's
appearance. Born: September 6th 1979
Kari
Rosin - A girl born with rabbit-like features.
She used to be very sexual, but has learned that
there is more to love than sex. Joe and
Kari hope to be married one day. Born:
February 14th 1979
The
Rosins - Pat and Henry Rosin are Kari's
parents. They have lived with oppression,
hate, and bigotry for most of their lives in
Greytown because of their inter-species marriage.
Paul
- Paul can be insensitive sometimes, but
isn't a complete jerk. He used to stay at
the Orphanage until he ran away from it. He
crashes at other people's houses. He had a
sudden growth spurt over a few months. Born:
August 20th 1984
Bea
"Bitch" Lettleton - Calls herself
"Bitch" all the time. She never
lets anyone call her by her real name.
She's a lesbian who likes to get really kinky.
Born: July 4th 1979
Dr. Almonds - Dr. Almonds is Bitch's lover
and is the top doctor in Greytown. Born:
February 25th 1975
Nancy
- Nancy The Nude Puppeteer has taken her act
all over the world, but has stopped at Greytown.
She now has an early morning educational TV show.
She loves children and animals and treats
everyone with the same amount of respect.
Most people don't know it, but Nancy is extremely
smart. Born: June 12th 1979
Fred
Astagio - The richest man in Greytown.
He owns the TV station and runs most of the media.
He had a complete maker-over and a breast job once. He's a man again.
Born: November 30th 1970
Randal - Works with Fred at the station,
but is constantly annoyed by Fred's antics.
Born: October 3rd 1971
Susan
- Ran away from a mysterious government job
and disguised herself as a Chinese man. Now
that her old boss Mr. Right is dead she doesn't
wear the disguise anymore. Born: May
7th 1970
Johnny
Gregg - A young black man who is very
educated and into classical music.
He tries to have a positive attitude about things.
Born: May 2nd 1979
Melissa
- One of the hottest girls in Greytown.
Born: May 28th 1979
Greg
and Dean - The two kids who are always
watching TV. Greg (with black hair) is not
Dean's brother, but hangs out at Dean's house so
much no one could tell, not even Dean's parents.
Greg Born: January 31st 1989, Dean
Born: March 30th 1989
Guy and Goil - Guy is a pig, and Goil is a
bitch. They have fights, Goil wins.
Guy and Goil. Guy Born: September 15th
1978, Goil Born: April 15th 1978
Buzz - The guy who owns the hotel Susan
lives and Lizard used to live in. He's
crazed.
Hysteria - A devil woman sent to help Phil
with Greytown.
Zealiuss - Another devil, but doesn't do
much. He's trying to take over Greytown
himself.
Dr. Brustwarze - A mad, happy scientist.
TV STARS: These are cast members with their own TV
shows.
Sex Racoon: Gets all the women!
Vixen Girls: Three foxy ladies!
Salito: A man with a prosthetic ass.
THE
GRAVEYARD: These are cast members who have passed away.
Patrick
- A funny, silly, and mischievous little cat.
He was very brave to defend his owner Johnny
Gregg, but was shot by a corrupt cop. He'll
never be forgotten.
Dr. Brustwarze
- A silly mad scientist who was mad with power.
Carla Vincelli
- A sweet, shy young girl who became Paul's first love. Paul made her feel different. Paul made her feel beautiful. She died in a tragic car wreck.
Ned
Jetly - Once a mad man who carried around a
huge sausage with him everywhere he went.
He helped Joe escape Greytown. Later on
Phil sent Ned into the "Nowhere" while
Ned was holding his huge sausage. That
turned Ned into an invisible floating sausage
that only Joe could see. Ned mysteriously
disappeared months later.
Boy
Anger - Often called "Angry Boy"
because of a short temper. He claims to
have laid many women, but only got lucky with one
girl who claimed she was a model. He drinks
a lot for a boy his age due to Greytown's shoddy
ID checks. Boy died peacefully in his sleep. Born: June 10th 1989
Ma
and Tad (not pictured) Anger - Angry Boy's
legal parents. Tad died of testicular
cancer. Ma died of spontaneous combustion.
Eartha
- Used to be Bitch's lover and a one-woman
band of environmentalists. She was killed
when a tree landed on her.
Harry Styles - The racist, bigoted, evil
man who bombed the church Joe and Kari were
supposed to get married in. He also killed
Patrick after he jumped on Harry's head.
Harry was killed by the wall.
FAQs
How come it
took so long to make the FAQs section?
I was dead.
So what's the
deal with Greytown?
It's a town that has no escape.
But didn't Joe
escape?
Do I go over to the Burger King and tell you how
to do your job?
What's the deal
with the Devil Phil?
The Devil Phil is a short tempered little
butthole that runs Greytown. He tries to
make the whole Greytown experience annoying and
painful.
How come you
don't like America?
I do. It's just fun to make fun of the very
thing that protects you for making fun of it!
The Devil Phil - The
big bad owner of Greytown. He tries to be
evil sometimes, but he's really just lazy.
Born: ???
Lizard
- The loveable short green lizard guy.
He's the kindest sweetest person in all of
Greytown. He also doesn't use profanity.
Born: September 5th 1975
Zoë
- A tall peach-colored lizard woman.
Used to be a model before coming to Greytown.
Lizard and Zoë are married. Born:
December 12th 1977
Razor
- A true punk rocker lizard. He loves
the fast and heavy hard-core life, but is in love
enough with Sandy to stay out of trouble.
Born: February 6th 1982
Joe
Sparks - A very talented and often depressed
lad. He speaks in a low raspy voice.
He started the band "The Fucking Fuckers".
Joe is the kind of guy who can see beyond one's
appearance. Born: September 6th 1979
Kari
Rosin - A girl born with rabbit-like features.
She used to be very sexual, but has learned that
there is more to love than sex. Joe and
Kari hope to be married one day. Born:
February 14th 1979
The
Rosins - Pat and Henry Rosin are Kari's
parents. They have lived with oppression,
hate, and bigotry for most of their lives in
Greytown because of their inter-species marriage.
Paul
- Paul can be insensitive sometimes, but
isn't a complete jerk. He used to stay at
the Orphanage until he ran away from it. He
crashes at other people's houses. He had a
sudden growth spurt over a few months. Born:
August 20th 1984
Bea
"Bitch" Lettleton - Calls herself
"Bitch" all the time. She never
lets anyone call her by her real name.
She's a lesbian who likes to get really kinky.
Born: July 4th 1979 
Nancy
- Nancy The Nude Puppeteer has taken her act
all over the world, but has stopped at Greytown.
She now has an early morning educational TV show.
She loves children and animals and treats
everyone with the same amount of respect.
Most people don't know it, but Nancy is extremely
smart. Born: June 12th 1979
Fred
Astagio - The richest man in Greytown.
He owns the TV station and runs most of the media.
He had a complete maker-over and a breast job once. He's a man again.
Born: November 30th 1970
Susan
- Ran away from a mysterious government job
and disguised herself as a Chinese man. Now
that her old boss Mr. Right is dead she doesn't
wear the disguise anymore. Born: May
7th 1970
Johnny
Gregg - A young black man who is very
educated and into classical music.
He tries to have a positive attitude about things.
Born: May 2nd 1979
Greg
and Dean - The two kids who are always
watching TV. Greg (with black hair) is not
Dean's brother, but hangs out at Dean's house so
much no one could tell, not even Dean's parents.
Greg Born: January 31st 1989, Dean
Born: March 30th 1989
Patrick
- A funny, silly, and mischievous little cat.
He was very brave to defend his owner Johnny
Gregg, but was shot by a corrupt cop. He'll
never be forgotten.
Ned
Jetly - Once a mad man who carried around a
huge sausage with him everywhere he went.
He helped Joe escape Greytown. Later on
Phil sent Ned into the "Nowhere" while
Ned was holding his huge sausage. That
turned Ned into an invisible floating sausage
that only Joe could see. Ned mysteriously
disappeared months later. 
Boy
Anger - Often called "Angry Boy"
because of a short temper. He claims to
have laid many women, but only got lucky with one
girl who claimed she was a model. He drinks
a lot for a boy his age due to Greytown's shoddy
ID checks. Boy died peacefully in his sleep. Born: June 10th 1989
Ma
and Tad (not pictured) Anger - Angry Boy's
legal parents. Tad died of testicular
cancer. Ma died of spontaneous combustion.
Eartha
- Used to be Bitch's lover and a one-woman
band of environmentalists. She was killed
when a tree landed on her.
